Jess. Belieber est. June 26, 2009. Directioner. Swag. Forever Available. 18. High School Graduate. Swag. Giggly. Justin is the shiznit. Niall and Harry all day bby. Swag Swag Swag. On you.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: 1dstaystrong)
(Source: wolf-cub)
FUUUUUUUCK NO PAL!
my text post get more notes than my edits
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
the sash wringing
the trash thinging
the mash flinging
the flash springing
the crash thinging
the hash slinging slasher
(Source: scriptures)
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout)
The Diary Of A Retarded Kid: Reblog With an Irrational Fear
Butterflies
being…
scrolling on Tumblr and laughing so hard at the posts that I can’t breathe and just die.
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boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom
and…
God at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little mishap with my whirlybird.” and then the camera pans to
Spongebob killed dozens of people/fishes.
(Source: whalebiology)
All I’ve ever wanted to do is write a book
but I can never think of any good plots. So, today, I’m going to just sit around and think of an amazing plot and amazing characters.
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Watermelon slaughter…
It doesn’t matter what kind of blog you have, this won’t make it ugly. Please reblog this and raise awareness of watermelon abuse.
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